Deadtectives – 2018

Movie reviews for the masses

And yet another movie about gh, gh, gh, ghosts. This was supposed to be horror/comedy, only it wasn’t scary. Not even a little. Even worse, it wasn’t funny. Not even a little. And, once again, if a movie isn’t funny whilst high, it must be awful straight. I won’t bother discussing the cast because you’ve never seen any of these actors and hopefully, you will never see them again. Remember my pyramid of acting? This cast is all on the lowest “shitty” level. The acting was so horrific, you’ll think you were watching a high school play. Really, it’s that bad. The characters were constantly yelling or screaming or emoting so over-the-top it killed even the very few lines that might have actually induced some laughter. Thinking about it, this movie reminded me of a porn flick – but with no porn. Not even any glimpses of an ass or bosoms (as Arthur Spooner would say).

No point in going any further with this one – this one frickin’ blows! One Casper the friendly ghost out of twenty.

Let me have it!